I’ll be honest, that hurt my feelings.
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
my dad and this other guy were fighting over who would go on a date with my mom in high school so they put their forearms together and my mom dropped a lit cigarette in between them and said “first one to pull away loses” and my dad still has a little scar
i’m going to sleep & not waking up until i’m filthy rich in my mid twenties with a nice house
I am honestly so terrified of my future, being successful in school, getting a job, making enough money, living where i want to live, meeting the love of my life… it’s overwhelming to think about and I can’t figure out what’s even really gonna make me happy right now.
hey baby are you into
broke unstable losers
-Deepak Chopra (via hip-)